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Count to 10: Things That We Shouldn’t Say But We Do Anyway is a weekly podcast featuring three friends tackling life with humor, honesty, and zero filters.
From business and relationships to culture, community, and controversial takes, no topic is off-limits. It’s thoughtful when it needs to be, ridiculous when it wants to be, and always authentic.
Because sometimes the best conversations happen right before you remember you probably should’ve counted to ten.
Count to 10: Things That We Shouldn’t Say But We Do Anyway is a weekly podcast featuring three friends tackling life with humor, honesty, and zero filters.
From business and relationships to culture, community, and controversial takes, no topic is off-limits. It’s thoughtful when it needs to be, ridiculous when it wants to be, and always authentic.
Because sometimes the best conversations happen right before you remember you probably should’ve counted to ten.
Episodes
Aug 13, 2026
Count to 250.
Aug 13, 2026
Aug 13, 2026
53 min
In this unedited, raw and much delayed episode. We have fun and we wing it. This was supposed to come out on the 4th of July and it was unedited and raw. So here we are in typical count to 10 fashion, late and who knows what will happen.
Aug 13, 2026
53 min
Apr 22, 2026
Count to 45 at Dick and Ribs
Apr 22, 2026
Apr 22, 2026
1 hr 7 min
Episode Synopsis: “Mechanic Sam Turns 45 – Remote Chaos & Beat Lab Madness”
It’s a milestone episode as the crew celebrates Mechanic Sam hitting 45, and things go exactly as off the rails as you’d expect. Mikey Mike is in the building the whole time, firing off nonstop antics and perfectly timed ad-libs that keep the energy loud and the conversation barely on track.
For the first time ever, the show goes remote with AC calling in, adding a new layer of chaos and proving the podcast can get sideways even across phone lines. The surprises keep coming when the original Amish man, Tim B, checks in from the airport to wish Sam a happy birthday—because nothing says celebration like a call from a terminal gate.
Back in the studio, things spiral into a full-blown “Beat Lab” session, where somehow the topics land on Dick, Rib, Eggs, and even Labia—an unpredictable mix that only this crew could turn into comedy gold.
Rounding it all out, Lone Rock Investigation steps back in as sponsor, continuing their mysterious backing of the madness.
A birthday bash packed with wild call-ins, off-the-cuff humor, and classic Count to 10 nonsense—with Mikey Mike helping stir the pot every step of the way.
Apr 22, 2026
1 hr 7 min
Mar 25, 2026
Count to 10 Before We Break
Mar 25, 2026
Mar 25, 2026
1 hr 2 min
From Mental health to word of the day. We hit it all this week.
Mar 25, 2026
1 hr 2 min
Feb 23, 2026
Feb 23, 2026
54 min
Come and Count2Ten with us while we talk about Canyon's words of the day, would you rather fight a giant horse duck, do the curtains match the drapes, thought bubbles, aaaaannnnnnndddddddd the "Daddy Saddle!" And thank you to our sponsor, Lone Rock Investigations!
Feb 23, 2026
54 min
Feb 10, 2026
Jan 12, 2026
Dec 29, 2025
Merry Count to 10 Christmas
Dec 29, 2025
Dec 29, 2025
1 hr 5 min
Merry Christmas from the Count to Ten team. Welcome to our first annual Christmas episode. Guest callers, Count to 10 moments, Canyons word of the day and much more.
Dec 29, 2025
1 hr 5 min
Dec 15, 2025
The Bearded Bard Counts to 10
Dec 15, 2025
Dec 15, 2025
1 hr 14 min
Welcome to Episode 2.5 (we didn’t like episode 2, so we switched it up). Today we sit down with Tik Tok legend The Beared Bard and cover everything from Tik Tok Fame to Big Foot’s Wang. Come along with us and Count to 10, The Things we shouldn’t say, but do anyway, welcome to Count to 10. We also want to thank everyone for their emails, texts and input. We are working away on new content and some new segments. Episode 3 is recorded and in editing now. Look forward to seeing things move along.
Dec 15, 2025
1 hr 14 min
Dec 1, 2025
We Will Get Better
Dec 1, 2025
Dec 1, 2025
56 min
Inaugural episode. Things we shouldn’t say but do anything. Welcome to count to 10. We will cover all things, and stick with us we will get better.
Dec 1, 2025
56 min







